Really, really more than you want to know.

Hey, @kimproper, your boyfriend sounds like a real swine (flu)!

Ahhh, nothing like waking up with a pile of extra-soft, snotty TP pieces cuddling you & the roll nestling into your armpit. Who needs a man?

Please be sure to wash your hands for at least 30 seconds after reading @kimproper‘s twitter.

Posted: May 15th, 2009 | 2 Comments »
  • http://www.grumpyyounglady.com/ GYL

    But if she DID have a boyfriend they could share the TP roll for any further nocturnal emissions.

  • http://www.grumpyyounglady.com GYL

    But if she DID have a boyfriend they could share the TP roll for any further nocturnal emissions.

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