Really, really more than you want to know.

He always wondered how his sister had an aunt that he didn’t. Then @DCtoBC had a flash of realization.

i just figured out what it meant when girls said, "my aunt flo came to visit". oh my lord! how did i think all these girls had aunt flo's!

Posted: October 8th, 2009 | 4 Comments »

Don’t let the flu stifle your creativity. @willdotadams doesn’t!

I snotted out the most amazing fluroescent green this morning!

Posted: October 7th, 2009 | No Comments »

Hope your weekend was great. @ImranA would tell you that his totally wiped.

Just bought a bottle of vodka and baby wipes. Everything a person needs for a Saturday night.

Posted: October 5th, 2009 | No Comments »

If it turns out to be true, then @Paulyboyrulz has grounds for divorce.

I hate morning breathe it feels like someone took a shit in my mouth, unless my wife is fucking with me in my sleep

Posted: October 2nd, 2009 | No Comments »

It sounds like @Sundry is willing to make you scream for ice cream.

I wouldn't say I just prostituted myself but I sort of traded a BJ for a pint of ice cream ok fine I'm a slut but who's got Haagen Dazs NOW?

Posted: September 30th, 2009 | No Comments »

Too many options for Friday night? Get your Facebook friends to help you decide.

frinight

Posted: September 29th, 2009 | No Comments »

Andrew W is just dreamy. Just ask his friends on Facebook. ALL his friends on Facebook.

I had a filthy dream about you last night. Woke up with a raging boner.

He posted this on the public wall. Although maybe the only thing that would have made it creepier is if he sent it as a private message.

Posted: September 28th, 2009 | No Comments »

Some people just don’t have the guts to go into politics.

Steve Rose_0According to an article in the Kansas City Star, Steve Rose is “boweling out” of his run for the United States Congress. According to Mr. Rose’s statement to his supporters:

“It is with deep regret and tremendous disappointment that I must report to you today that my G.I. doctor has pulled the plug on my Congressional campaign.

“As you may know, I have suffered from Crohn’s Disease for more than 40 years. It has been dormant for the past ten. In the past 10 days, however, under the extraordinary stress of the campaign, I have had a major flare-up.

“I won’t go into the gory details of inflammatory bowel disease, but suffice it to say I have lost a lot of blood and seven pounds in that short period. The doctor says if I keep it up, I can look forward possibly to surgery.”

Congrats, Mr. Rose. You are today’s oversharer and our first politician on the site!

Posted: September 26th, 2009 | 4 Comments »

All the conditions are just right, and @Maaaaaaaaaaaaat is feeling lucky.

finally...a candlit evening playing video games w/the wife..hmm, now that the cold sore is healed..hmmm...he he he...

One thing we are not totally clear on… Is it Matt’s cold sore? Or his wife’s?

Posted: September 25th, 2009 | No Comments »

Anyone have experience with ‘tit reduction’ surgery? Sounds like @SaraJBenincasa could use your input.

Discussing pro vs. con of tit reduction. Pro: perkier. Con: smaller. Pro: can wear cute tops. Con: would have to lose weight.

Maybe Twitter wasn’t the best place to post the question. Again, we find ourselves wishing for GrossBook.

Posted: September 24th, 2009 | 3 Comments »
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