Sir Poopsalot has his own song! Anyone know how it goes?

I hate when I wake up to go poop AND puke. Pffff. I also lost my plug and it could be in a pool in burnsville.
Thanks to our submitter: Linda!
Posted: July 14th, 2010 | View Comments
You know you are back home when you don’t have to brace yourself before sitting on the toilet bowl. And perspiring whilst taking a dump.
Too hot outside to wear panties while I walk the dog
I just burped loud enough that the dogs downstairs started barking.

Apparently we should also warn any sausages out there. And birds.
Posted: July 5th, 2010 | View Comments
Steve: “Want to hear something cool?” Me: “Yes.” Steve: “I had the hiccups yesterday, so I jacked off and they went away.”
There’s really no tactful way to use a Tide Pen on your crotch in public.
We’re adding Tide to our list of companies that will probably never advertise on Oversharers.com.
Posted: June 17th, 2010 | View Comments
i am belching up grease from that fresh & fast. belching up grease and _delicious._