Really, really more than you want to know.

Well, it was worth a try, @austincurtis.

somehow after a shower and a change of clothes, I still smell like diaper

Posted: June 2nd, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Look at the bright side, @amsiebee. At least Seinfeld is still funny.

Seinfeld finale was eleven years ago last night... I remember watching it with my husband, back when he was still interesting.

Posted: June 1st, 2009 | No Comments »

It seems that @stevieenglish appreciates the simple pleasures

The three SSS. Shit, shower and shave I call them the morning joys. The joys of a being a man.

Posted: May 29th, 2009 | No Comments »

Is there a doctor in the house?

my left armpit smells while my right one doesn't. this isn't even a shower issue, it smells right after a shower

@rachedork, you really should get that checked.

Posted: May 28th, 2009 | No Comments »

Just in case you were wondering…

wants you to know that inadvertently slicing your armpit with a razorblade sucks just as much—if not MORE—than you’d expect it to.

Posted: May 27th, 2009 | 1 Comment »

Run for your lives!

has the urge to sneeze and vomit at the same time. Body, please proceed with caution. Innocent bystanders, grab your Gallagher tarps.

Posted: May 26th, 2009 | No Comments »

And this is good for your health…how?

I've been trying different "health methods" lately. One is taking a 90 second Freezing Cold Shower when I'm done with the regular shower.

He’s not a doctor, but he’ll play one in the shower.

Posted: May 22nd, 2009 | 8 Comments »

What is your fondest memory?

Reminiscing about the time the dog ate my entire lunch off of my plate and then proceeded to barf it all up. Good times, good times.

Posted: May 21st, 2009 | No Comments »

Sounds like @diablocody likes them tight and wet.

I just had to use lube to put on a pair of shoes. Seriously. I refuse to accept that anything is too small for my long, simian toes.

You knew we were talking about her shoes, right?

Posted: May 20th, 2009 | No Comments »

She could be a B.O. sommelier!

Our anonymous submitter says, “Claire is a very multi-talented person: a great writer and a clever wit. But here are two things I did not know about her: 1. She goes to a tanning salon, and 2. She can apparently discern among various types of B.O.!”

Tanning salon BO is its own special kind of BO.

It makes us wonder how many kinds of B.O. there are. @claireheath, can you tell us? Is there fitness center B.O.? Run on the beach B.O.? Which kind smells the best?

Posted: May 19th, 2009 | 4 Comments »
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