Can you get a ticket for that?

You could’ve just told us you’d be late.

Our anonymous submitter: “Katie is famous for her hectic travel tweets. Seems like she is always cutting it close or scrambling for a connection, or trying to retrieve a power cord she left on the bus. This one takes the cake. I especially like how she included the conference hashtag #sobcon so everyone there would get to know about the tick on her ass!”

It’s cheaper than a tanning salon…

@bridgetschuberg is a repeat oversharer! Thank you to our two anonymous submitters.

And that dog is not easily impressed.

Surely it must work SOMETIMES?

She won’t get fooled again. We hope.

I think @Wicabeth might be setting the bar too low.

Is he right about this, ladies?

Well, she remembered you could bring a gift…

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