Attention Internet: Watch out for Amber and Misty this week.
Apparently we should also warn any sausages out there. And birds.
Posted: July 5th, 2010 | No Comments »We’re hoping that soon Steve will find a cure for the common cold.
Steve: “Want to hear something cool?” Me: “Yes.” Steve: “I had the hiccups yesterday, so I jacked off and they went away.”
Steve Roommate
shhdontellsteve
Product Review: @jwarminsky finds one downside to an otherwise useful product.
There’s really no tactful way to use a Tide Pen on your crotch in public.
Joe Warminsky
jwarminsky
We’re adding Tide to our list of companies that will probably never advertise on Oversharers.com.
Posted: June 17th, 2010 | No Comments »Now that is a Value Meal! @costibizzle enjoys his meal for the whole rest of the day.
i am belching up grease from that fresh & fast. belching up grease and _delicious._
Matt
costibizzle
When @TracyKennedy1 awoke today, a stunning transformation had occurred.
When did I get armpit fat?????
Tracy Kennedy
TracyKennedy1
The Body Snatchers have returned. They’ve already got @CrystalHpz32 by the sound of it.
So I think the heat rash grew 3′x bigger over nite
lashayla bell
CrystalHpz32
Sounds like @dominicwood had a bad day at the clinic. How much pus are we really talking about?
Just had a patient’s pilar cyst explode over my shirt!
Dominic Wood
dominicwood
We’ll add @dominicwood to the list of medical professionals on Twitter. Let the discussion begin.
Posted: June 9th, 2010 | No Comments »What happens in #vegas stays in #vegas. Until you post it on Twitter. Like @kevincordova did.
this weekend in #vegas my neck got into a fight with a girl’s mouth. guess who won.
Kevin Cordova
kevincordova
What kind of “work out” is @patr1ck talking about?
What worked out today and is super sore? These thighs.
Patrick B. Gibson
patr1ck
It’s a special night for @SeoulBrother.
My balls are magnificent, tonight.
SeoulBrother
SeoulBrother
