When @TracyKennedy1 awoke today, a stunning transformation had occurred.
When did I get armpit fat?????
Tracy Kennedy
TracyKennedy1
The Body Snatchers have returned. They’ve already got @CrystalHpz32 by the sound of it.
So I think the heat rash grew 3′x bigger over nite
lashayla bell
CrystalHpz32
Sounds like @dominicwood had a bad day at the clinic. How much pus are we really talking about?
Just had a patient’s pilar cyst explode over my shirt!
Dominic Wood
dominicwood
We’ll add @dominicwood to the list of medical professionals on Twitter. Let the discussion begin.
Posted: June 9th, 2010 | View CommentsWhat happens in #vegas stays in #vegas. Until you post it on Twitter. Like @kevincordova did.
this weekend in #vegas my neck got into a fight with a girl’s mouth. guess who won.
Kevin Cordova
kevincordova
What kind of “work out” is @patr1ck talking about?
What worked out today and is super sore? These thighs.
Patrick B. Gibson
patr1ck
It’s a special night for @SeoulBrother.
My balls are magnificent, tonight.
SeoulBrother
SeoulBrother
Jon is proud of his accomplishments. His sister Justine is just jealous.
We know people love to turn their friends in to Oversharers.com. But this may be the first time that a submitter turned in their sibling! Rat out your brother or sister now!
Posted: June 1st, 2010 | View CommentsWe’re betting that these Facebook friends are not in the same Biology class.
Apparently @BayouShaniq has never heard of “going commando.”
So I didn’t pack any thongs to match this bra & VPL is so tacky. What to do, what to do….
Kristal
BayouShaniq
It’s cycling season! @kmonkeyjam is not having a good one so far.
Despite my oozing road rash smelling like rotting flesh, it looks to be healing nicely. Apologies to my coworkers.
Tina Huang
kmonkeyjam
