Really, really more than you want to know.

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earwax is so gross

Posted: February 20th, 2009 | No Comments »

What time are you talking about?

I wish I had a penis

Posted: February 19th, 2009 | No Comments »

It only comes once a year.

Is enjoying my birthday and awaiting the birthday blow job!

Posted: February 18th, 2009 | No Comments »

Chased a what?

Something tells us the best part of this story is missing.

I got poison oak on my dick from a blow job given by a softball player

Posted: February 17th, 2009 | 2 Comments »

I did not know there were Holistic Dentists.

he recommends mouthwash, more root veggies, a colon cleanse (!), and way more sleep.

Did he recommend anything else, @itsolivia? That seems very comprehensive.

Posted: February 16th, 2009 | No Comments »

Actually, I don’t think that was what she meant.

Using a Q-Tip for the first time in a week must have been what Madonna was singing about in Like a Virgin.

Posted: February 13th, 2009 | No Comments »

OK, now HOW did that happen?

I have snow compacted in my vagina. Very uncomfortable.

No, seriously, @sarahhhjean, we really want to know. Our submitter was afraid to ask you, but we’re not. HOW did this happen??

Posted: February 12th, 2009 | No Comments »

Do you rest the laptop on the baby’s head?

Breastfeeding with one hand, facebooking with the other.

Wow! A whole Facebook group full of Oversharers! We might have to join, just for access to more material. (Thanks, submitter!)

Posted: February 11th, 2009 | No Comments »

I don’t know… I think further research might be necessary.

Well, at least now I *know* I'm allergic to that brand of deodorant

Posted: February 10th, 2009 | 2 Comments »

Hooray!

it's Pap-Smear time!!

Posted: February 9th, 2009 | No Comments »