On top of everything else she has going on, @mazzlestar found out her boyfriend has an odd fetish.
Additionally, my boyfriend farted on me last night 
Madelaine
mazzlestar
Feeling hungry, @SamZzz considers her dinner options.
Wondering if fajitas are really a good idea after having diarrhea all day.
Samantha
SamZzz
We almost felt sorry for Peter. Until he revealed more about his circumstances.
How long before smartphones are banned in the maternity ward?
We need a clever term for posting from your phone while in labor. “Dialated Dialing?” We’re open to suggestions.
Posted: May 13th, 2010 | No Comments »Too bad. @itsdgc had been looking forward to ‘christening’ his new apt.
Big F-U to the “maintenance worker” who took a really nasty bowel movement in our new apt and forgot to flush. Thanks for the surprise, pal.
David George-Cosh
itsdgc
If we could harness that power somehow, @digitalstatic could reduce our dependence on foreign oil.
oh man. I have a gas issue. And by gas I mean this shit could remove the titanitum plating off of jewelry
David Waldorf
digitalstatic
Julie may wish to consider a less violent form of hair removal.
If you are looking for @badassgeek, he’s doing some heavy research.
Spending the day at the library because the power is out in my apartment. Praying my diarrhea has finally passed.
BadassGeek
badassgeek
