Really, really more than you want to know.

Apparently, @thekingofcool is too cool to do the ‘self-checkout’ in a crowded Target store.

Posted: March 26th, 2010 | No Comments »

That depends, @davecmo. Was it your home computer or your work computer? Either way, we’re betting it was a laptop.

Posted: March 24th, 2010 | No Comments »

@AlohaItsAmanda missed that day of bedside manner class at med school. Which reaction is the appropriate one?

Posted: March 23rd, 2010 | No Comments »

We mostly agree with @CitaBeast, but we are not sure we would say “never.”

Posted: March 19th, 2010 | No Comments »

This too shall pass. Let’s all remind @HonorableLadyG that some things just take getting used to.

Posted: March 16th, 2010 | No Comments »

This actually sounds dramatic to us, @RoseForman.

Posted: March 15th, 2010 | No Comments »

Sounds like @o0o_Davina_o0o still has a thing or two to learn about men.

And is Dausen her son? Or her husband? Boyfriend? We’re not clear.

Posted: March 12th, 2010 | No Comments »

The last thing we wanted was to hear the last thing @lemonchicken wanted.

Posted: March 11th, 2010 | No Comments »

Some people have simple hopes and dreams. Not @Wudjey.

Posted: March 10th, 2010 | No Comments »

If a tree falls in the forest, it makes no sound. If @clayton_salas has no butt, does he have to wear pants?

Posted: March 9th, 2010 | No Comments »