Really, really more than you want to know.

We’re hoping that soon Steve will find a cure for the common cold.

Steve: “Want to hear something cool?” Me: “Yes.” Steve: “I had the hiccups yesterday, so I jacked off and they went away.”Sat Feb 13 18:16:55 via web

Posted: June 25th, 2010 | No Comments »

The Body Snatchers have returned. They’ve already got @CrystalHpz32 by the sound of it.

So I think the heat rash grew 3′x bigger over niteFri Jun 04 17:24:02 via Twitter for iPhone

Posted: June 10th, 2010 | No Comments »

Sounds like @dominicwood had a bad day at the clinic. How much pus are we really talking about?

Just had a patient’s pilar cyst explode over my shirt!Fri Jun 04 15:09:54 via Echofon

We’ll add @dominicwood to the list of medical professionals on Twitter. Let the discussion begin.

Posted: June 9th, 2010 | No Comments »

Dylan McDermoid is now believed to be holed up somewhere in South America with @cavaticat’s stolen property.

Posted: April 1st, 2010 | No Comments »

@AlohaItsAmanda missed that day of bedside manner class at med school. Which reaction is the appropriate one?

Posted: March 23rd, 2010 | No Comments »

Maybe there should be a separate Facebook for Medical Professionals. We could call it GrossBook.

GrossBook

Our anonymous submitter says, “I don’t even want to know what a foley is.” We made the mistake of looking it up. We wish we hadn’t.

Posted: July 31st, 2009 | 17 Comments »