We’re hoping that soon Steve will find a cure for the common cold.
Steve: “Want to hear something cool?” Me: “Yes.” Steve: “I had the hiccups yesterday, so I jacked off and they went away.”
Steve Roommate
shhdontellsteve
The Body Snatchers have returned. They’ve already got @CrystalHpz32 by the sound of it.
So I think the heat rash grew 3′x bigger over nite
lashayla bell
CrystalHpz32
Sounds like @dominicwood had a bad day at the clinic. How much pus are we really talking about?
Just had a patient’s pilar cyst explode over my shirt!
Dominic Wood
dominicwood
We’ll add @dominicwood to the list of medical professionals on Twitter. Let the discussion begin.
Posted: June 9th, 2010 | No Comments »Dylan McDermoid is now believed to be holed up somewhere in South America with @cavaticat’s stolen property.
@AlohaItsAmanda missed that day of bedside manner class at med school. Which reaction is the appropriate one?
Maybe there should be a separate Facebook for Medical Professionals. We could call it GrossBook.
Our anonymous submitter says, “I don’t even want to know what a foley is.” We made the mistake of looking it up. We wish we hadn’t.
Posted: July 31st, 2009 | 14 Comments »