Any time I feel the slightest discomfort in my abdomen, I fear it’s a kidney stone or appendicitis. I hate my appendix.Sun Aug 15 15:35:47 via EchofonRob Hoffman
Rob_Hoffman

Home alone in the flat on friday night, i didnt realise it would be spend in my underpants watching Big Brother. A new low.Fri Aug 20 20:57:02 via webJordan Doyle
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Love means rubbing Desitin on your husband’s ball rash.Sun Aug 15 17:51:48 via webSherri Hutchinson
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My snake has gone limp and cold!Tue Feb 09 22:31:18 via webJonathan Knight
JonathanRKnight

It’s moments like this when I really need a boyfriend/husband… I need tampons.Thu Jan 07 19:59:29 via TweetDeckMegan A smus
meganbg

I think I just broke a world record and a toilet bowl at the same time.Tue Feb 09 20:37:10 via websecretcode
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Have such a volcanically deep zit laying roots in my chin that it feels like someone hit me with a right cross.Sun Feb 14 23:44:50 via webclaire heath
claireheath

My bff is finally over her ex. I know this because it’s been months since I’ve heard a rant involving his small penis.Wed Feb 17 10:15:35 via Echofonchoc_milk
choc_milk

Stupid yearning in my loins.Thu Jul 08 02:50:24 via twidroidEd Cetera
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