When it comes to self-loathing, @Rob_Hoffman prefers to be very specific.
Any time I feel the slightest discomfort in my abdomen, I fear it’s a kidney stone or appendicitis. I hate my appendix.
Any time I feel the slightest discomfort in my abdomen, I fear it’s a kidney stone or appendicitis. I hate my appendix.
Home alone in the flat on friday night, i didnt realise it would be spend in my underpants watching Big Brother. A new low.
Love means rubbing Desitin on your husband’s ball rash.
My snake has gone limp and cold!
It’s moments like this when I really need a boyfriend/husband… I need tampons.
I think I just broke a world record and a toilet bowl at the same time.
Have such a volcanically deep zit laying roots in my chin that it feels like someone hit me with a right cross.
My bff is finally over her ex. I know this because it’s been months since I’ve heard a rant involving his small penis.

Stupid yearning in my loins.