Poop news: my boys first splash down Sat Nov 27 22:21:09 via Twitter for iPhoneChristian Thomas
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I can feel it, but can you see it? #boogerTue Nov 30 20:28:30 via Twitter for iPhonemolly choma
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Any time I feel the slightest discomfort in my abdomen, I fear it’s a kidney stone or appendicitis. I hate my appendix.Sun Aug 15 15:35:47 via EchofonRob Hoffman
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Home alone in the flat on friday night, i didnt realise it would be spend in my underpants watching Big Brother. A new low.Fri Aug 20 20:57:02 via webJordan Doyle
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Love means rubbing Desitin on your husband’s ball rash.Sun Aug 15 17:51:48 via webSherri Hutchinson
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My snake has gone limp and cold!Tue Feb 09 22:31:18 via webJonathan Knight
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It’s moments like this when I really need a boyfriend/husband… I need tampons.Thu Jan 07 19:59:29 via TweetDeckMegan A smus
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I think I just broke a world record and a toilet bowl at the same time.Tue Feb 09 20:37:10 via websecretcode
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